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  • Mom:

    Make sure to get enough sleep.

  • Mom:

    *calls*

  • Mom:

    *calls*

  • Mom:

    *calls*

  • Mom:

    *calls*

  • Mom:

    *calls*

  • Mom:

    *calls*

  • Mom:

    *calls*

  • Mom:

    *calls*

  • Mom:

    *calls*

  • Mom:

    *calls*

  • Mom:

    *calls*

  • Mom:

    *calls*

  • Mom:

    *calls*

  • Mom:

    *sends carrier pigeon*

  • Mom:

    *sends an army*

  • Mom:

    *wages war*

  • Mom:

    *starts own religion*

  • Mom:

    *cries out my name from the top of the mountain in despair, thunderstruck and all that shit*

  • Me:

    *answers phone*

  • Mom:

    WHY AREN'T YOU PICKING UP THE PHONE?

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